Monday, May 4, 2009

Stupid Peachie Os!!




I have to post this so I can look back someday and remember what the first car wreck I ever got into looked like. I know the first thing you're thinking is "who's fault was that?" Okay, I'll admit that it was my fault, though it really wasn't as bad as it looked- really. I was at the 1000 No. light waiting to go through and get on the freeway. The light went green and the line of cars started to move. It was raining and Maycie was whining for a treat- she knew I had a bag of peachie Os on the front seat. I was fishing one out for her (stupid peachie Os!!), and when I looked up, I saw that the vehicle ahead of me had stopped suddenly. I slammed on my brakes and swerved, but didn't have time to miss it completely. I smacked the corner of it's bumper going about 15 miles an hour. Well, the police officer said that judging by my skid mark, I was definitely going less than 20, so I'll just say about 15 because that sounds better, doesn't it? Anyways, because of the low speed, nobody was hurt so I was very grateful, and I was glad that it was my car that got the brunt of it instead of the poor girl's rodeo that I hit. She was super nice about it and told me not to worry- she even thought it was kind of funny because it was April Fool's Day and now she had a good excuse to be late to work. I thought it was kind of funny because I couldn't open my driver's side door and it took me about 5 minutes to figure out that I could get out of my car if I just crawled out through the passenger side door. The police officer was great, too- he told me he'd let me go to traffic school so the ticket I got would disappear. Don't feel too bad for me- traffic school ended up being pretty fun, and I got a rare chance to drive a minivan rental for a while during my Expedition's time in the shop (14 days!). The worst part of the whole experience ended up being the bill I had to pay, which really stunk. Hopefully, this will be the last time I'll ever have to pay one of those!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Warning: Spoiler Ahead

Okay, people- I know we're not supposed to tell, but I can't resist. I just saw the new Hannah Montana movie today with my kids and their cousins, and I found out that Hannah Montana is really a girl named Miley Cyrus! Just promise me that you won't tell anyone, okay? I don't think they want people to know. :)

Monday, April 13, 2009

Where did that come from?

This promises to be a very short post. I just think this is funny, and had to put it on the blog because I promised myself that I'd be better at posting the little, day to day things. I took a trip out to Salem today with Jack and Maycie, and as we were heading back we passed the Harry Krishna temple. Jack says, "look Mom, it's Satan's temple!" I about choked on the Pepsi I was drinking and asked him where he'd heard that. He told me he hadn't heard it anywhere, he just knew it. After I calmed my silent belly laughs, I proceeded to tell him that it was the Harry Krishna temple, which was just another church, and was not Satan's temple. I wonder if he thought that because it looks so different from our LDS temples. Anyways, I don't mean to offend any Harry Krishnas out there, it was just one of those funny things that come out of the mouths of four year olds.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

A pincesses, a pincesses!

Yeah, I know. I haven't been on the ole' blog for about forever. I'd say I've been busy, but that would be a big fat lie- I've just been lazy. So anyways, here's the latest. Maycie has been OBSESSED with princesses lately. It all started with a particularly whiny day (her, not me) and I was trying to get her attention with something that would settle her down for a while. I grabbed a Barbie princess movie out of our DVD cupboard and put it on for her. To say she loved it would be an understatement. After watching Princess and the Pauper about a hundred times, I finally couldn't stand it anymore and went out to buy a few other Barbie princess movies just for the variety. So for the past many weeks, all anyone has been able to watch around here are Barbie princess movies, which are constantly playing on every TV in the house at once, because Maycie tends to move around from room to room and has to see them wherever she goes. We even have to have at least one Barbie movie in the car at all times or Maycie will whine until the rest of us go crazy. She's also taken to wearing tutus whenever we're in the house (I make her take them off when we go in the car) and dancing around as Barbie sings those annoying princess songs. Anyways, to get to the point of the story, you have to know that almost every princess movie ends in a wedding where Barbie marries the handsome prince. One night, I was sitting at the computer with Maycie on my lap. She loves to sit and look at pictures in my photo files with me, so I flip through the folders and she exclaims over all the people she recognizes. I happened to be going through my July 2008 photos, and a picture came up of my brother Cameron and his new bride Selina, where they were just walking out of the temple. She was dressed in her beautiful white wedding dress on the arm of my handsome little brother, with a bouquet of flowers in her hand. Maycie went berserk, clapping her hands and bouncing up and down on my lap and saying "a pincesses, a pincesses!" It was so cute. She wouldn't let me change the picture, so finally I ended up having to turn on another Barbie princess movie to distract her. But it was worth it- even tiny girls know that you should look and feel like a princess when you get married. Now if only I could get those stupid Barbie songs out of my head...

Friday, February 6, 2009

Best Buddies, Big Trouble


A better title for this post might be, "The Great Escape." Anyways, I have to take the time to blog this incident while it's still fresh in my mind. Let me start out by giving a little background info. Jack's best buddy is his cousin Walker, who happens to live just a couple of doors down from us. They do just about everything together- play super heroes, drive their tractors, have sleep-overs, wrestle, walk around in their underwear and cowboy boots, make pee holes outside, the list goes on. People who see them together always wonder if they are twins, because both have mischievous grins, they are the same size, and they both have this crazy white-blond hair (though Jack's is usually out of control while Walker's is always neatly trimmed). While they can be pretty funny sometimes, more often than not they are finding ways to get into trouble, and the little stunt they pulled today was anything but funny.
It started out as a typical day- while I was getting Maycie bathed and dressed, Jack was supposed to be quietly building a fort in the TV room (out of every blanket and pillow we own). When I finished with Maycie, I didn't see Jack anywhere, so I figured he must have walked down the street to Walker's house, which isn't unusual. I was a little miffed, since I always tell him he has to ask me before he leaves, so I called Jami to tell her to send Jack home. About five minutes later, Jami called back to tell me that both Jack and Walker had disappeared. I re-checked my house, thinking maybe they snuck in and were hiding from me. Then I checked the yard, as well as the neighbors' yards. I walked down to Jami's, but the boys hadn't turned up their, either. So I threw Maycie in the car and took off to check around the neighborhood. At this time, I was mad and swearing under my breath that I was going to kill those little terrors when I found them. I drove circles around the neighborhood, while calling friends and neighbors to see if maybe they had turned up at any of their houses to play. I also drove down past the school to see if they had decided to head there. By this time I was really panicked, so I called Zane to come home and then I stopped at the river to check the paths below the bridge. I walked up and down the bridge and the paths, and checked the areas around the water that I could get to. My heart was in my throat the whole time, and I was sick to my stomach hoping I wouldn't find anything. When I got back to my car, a friend was passing by and offered to help look. By this time I had lost it and started to cry- I didn't know what else to do. I headed back towards the neighborhood, where other friends were helping look, too. I was trying to think of other places I could go look (like the ball park, maybe?) when one of my neighbors received a call telling us that the boys might have been spotted a couple of neighborhoods over, so I followed a friend and headed back that way. As I was nearing the school, a cop car was passing and flagged us over. They had Jack and Walker strapped in the back seat. A woman had spotted them walking out in the rain in the Fieldstone neighborhood and had asked them where they lived. Jack told her he didn't know, so she told them to stay with her while she called the police. Walker then hit her and told her she was a stranger (at least they remembered you shouldn't talk to strangers, while taking off and walking miles to their cousin's house without asking apparently didn't seem to bother them). Thankfully, she wouldn't let them go till the police officers showed up. When they arrived, the cops asked the boys where they were trying to go. Jack told them they were trying to go to their other cousin Mason's house to play, who happens to live in the Fieldstone neighborhood (which, for those of you who don't know, is huge- they probably wouldn't have found the right street any time soon). One of the officers, being a friend of Mason's father, recognized the name and realized he had a couple of Evans boys on his hands. He knew about where they lived and was heading that way when they spotted us. All I can say is the relief was overwhelming. I did my best not to fall apart and bawl too much in front of the officers, and they were very nice about the whole situation. After hearing the story from them and telling them thank you a dozen more times, I took the little escapees home, delivering Walker to his mother who was equally scared and mad. After getting all the crying out, the lecture started. Then Zane got home and had his turn at the lecturing. We talked to Jack about how scared Mommy was and what could have happened to him and Walker if we hadn't found them. What if someone bad had grabbed them? Did he know that Mommy's heart would be so sad forever without Jack to give her hugs and kisses and make her laugh everyday? Hopefully, those little trouble-makers have learned their lesson and won't pull anything like that again. Needless to say, I didn't have the heart to punish Jack too severely; I was just so glad we found him safe and sound after our hour-long search. I even had to take a couple of pictures of Jack and Walker with their cool sheriff sticker-badges on that the police officers had given them. Thanks again to our good friends and neighbors who helped us look, and to the wonderful officers who picked them up (Officer Justin Gordon and his partner- I didn't get his name).
I'm sure the adventures of Jack and Walker are far from over (though I do hope this will be their last ride in the back of a police car). Add their cousin Mason to the mix, and we've got the three musketeers on our hands. Marla, the mother of the three Evans' boys- Zane, Morgan, and Grant- probably gets a bit of a chuckle when she thinks of the grandsons that give her boys a taste of the grief that they gave her for so many years. But oh, the poor mothers of Jack, Walker, and Mason. Hopefully the laughs will outnumber the shenanigans that they will pull in the future.






Tuesday, January 27, 2009

A Couple Bits of Humor

You ever have those mothering moments when you know you shouldn't laugh, but just can't help it? Well, Wyatt has been so excited for the Little Hoopsters Basketball season to start, and his new coach FINALLY called to let him know about his first practice tonight. He got dressed in his best basketball attire in record time, then decided he'd better warm up before we leave to the practice. He dribbled the ball around our kitchen a little, then proceeded to tell me that he was one of the best defenders in his class when they practice at recess. I asked him to show me some of his moves, and what happened next will forever be burned in my memory. You know those times when you wish you had a video camera attached to your forehead that was constantly running? Well, this was one of those times. I can't even describe what he did- it was like a sideways running man with a little YMCA mixed in. Just a sec- I have to laugh again just thinking about it. Zane and I looked at each other, and all I could think was "don't laugh- just DON'T laugh..." but it was useless. All of a sudden, before I could stop it, the silly grin on my face exploded into gut wrenching laughter. Zane too. We just couldn't help it. While I was laughing hysterically with my face buried in a pillow, I told myself to come up with a reason for the laughter, because I knew Wyatt would ask what was so funny, but I just couldn't. Well, when I finally calmed down, after multiple aftershock spasms of giggles, he asked. I just told him that those were some of the most amazing moves I'd ever seen and it just caught me off guard. Thankfully he accepted that and went off to practice his dribbling and other moves. Then I looked at Zane and busted up again. Yes, good job Mom. Way to build the self esteem. Anyways, this should be an interesting basketball season, as well as very entertaining.



For the next bit of amusement, every time I walk out into my garage I have to smile. Hanging on the wall all along one side are about nine or ten garbage sacs filled with empty pop cans. A good neighbor friend of ours brought them over because they knew our kids collect cans to turn into the recycling center. The thing that makes this funny is every single sac is filled with almost nothing but Diet Coke cans. Every now and then you might spot a root beer can or some other flavor, but 99.99 percent of the cans are Diet Coke. I don't know how long it took this particular family to collect so many, and I didn't ask, but I suspect that it wasn't as long as you might think. Anyways, thanks for the cans- now that I got this on the blog, I'll let the kids take them over to the recycling center. They'll be excited to earn a few dollars each from your donation, and I'll have a smile in my heart every time I think about it. By the way- any guesses on who the generous Diet Coke addicts are?


Tuesday, January 20, 2009

ZZZZZZ

I really wanted to write another post right now, but my desire to take a nap won out. Sorry.